Airports and Airplanes

I do not have very good luck travelling through airports, particularly after my surgeries that required metal implants and TSA (Transportation Security Agency) took over the quiet airport world and have "their way" with all of us poor travelers.

Yesterday, I left the San Antonio airport, bound for Atlanta, on my way to Fort Rucker, AL. I got through the TSA check in relatively record time. (Side note: have you ever wondered why they seat people on a metal chair and then use a metal detector to check you?! Happens in every airport, I know because I'm becoming a pro on this subject!) I got a nice one who made my unpleasant experience forgettable and quick!

On to the gate. I noticed my seat assignment was 38E. That means the last row of a MD-88, up against the window. The agent said it was a full flight and no other seats were available. Believe me, I did try to change it!!!

I found 38E very easily, as all I had to do was walk to the back of the plane. I was going to assume latrine-watch duties!!! I got buckled in and then SHE sat down -- rather -- attempted to sit down in 38D. I am not a prejudiced person, but if you need two seats to sit -- then you need to pay for two of them. Please don't take up my space!!! After all, the Army had just paid nearly $1300 for my flight!

She asked if she could raise the armrest because it "bothered" her. I smiled and said it bothered me to have it up. Then she tried to sit. The front of her was about 2 inches from the seat in front of her (no exaggeration here!). I felt sorry for her, but had I been her, I would have sprung for the $70 upgrade to first class they were offering to everyone. I know I certainly had second thoughts about turning down their initial offer.

My seatmate told the flight attendant on me that I would not allow the arm rest to be placed in the "up" position. The flight attendant smiled at me and I told her I would like to have my personal space. That sweet gal found me (miraculously!) another seat. In fact, I had a choice of three!!!! After a struggle to get out of 38E, I took the first seat I came to.

What would you have done in this case? We've all be there -- get to the gate area and see a REAL big person and pray they don't have the seat next to you. This picture is really her -- it's not some random person I found wandering the Atlanta airport.

Sarah keeps telling me to blog therefore I am constant awareness of the "bloggable moments"! I think I'll loose those 15 pounds I keep talking about.

Til later ~~ Candy